It's the biggest breakthrough in sexual pleasure technology since the invention of the tetanus shot! If you've been feeling understimulated lately, perhaps it's time to treat yourself to an iBuzz.
The way the iBuzz works is you plug it into your iPod. Then, you put
the iPod earbuds into your ears, and you put the iBuzz into any other
part of your body is craving vibrational stimulation, such as your left
nostril, or that space between your big toe and your toe next to your
big toe. Then you crank up some Barry Manilow, and the iBuzz buzzes to
the rhythm, in time with "Can't Smile Without You," causing your left
nostril to convulse with sensual waves of Barry-Manilow-induced
ecstasy.
If Barry Manilow isn't your cup of vibrational tea, fret not. The iBuzz also works with Pearl Jam, Cyndi Lauper, Luciano Pavarotti, or any other music with a hip and happening beat. I am also thinking it might be quite arousing whilst listening to one of those Tony Robbins motivational speaker tapes, or perhaps the audiobook version of... no. Never mind. Harry Potter would be just plain wrong. The point is the iBuzz works with any digitally recorded sound. Even podcasts by Andy Rooney, which is scary.
I have yet to purchase an iBuzz of my own. I considered it, but at a price of $59.95, I think I will just continue to stimulate my left nostril manually.
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