Wow! After all these years of watching my Windows-based computers crash, over and over and over and over and ov...vvvvvvv... WHACK!!... ver again, Microsoft is unveiling a solution to the problem. You just have to pay them $49.95 a year, and then, they say, they will make their products function properly.
In addition to virus and spyware protection, "Windows Live OneCare" includes "Instant Support" -- online troubleshooting, 24 hours a day.
Yes. I just said online troubleshooting. That will be extremely helpful when your... COMPUTER ISN'T WORKING!!!
(AGAIN!!!)
I miss the days when companies didn't charge extra if you wanted their products to actually work. I wonder what comes next for Microsoft. Give them your lunch money and they promise not to beat you up?
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