Dave Fox's Outbursts!

Black Friday Book Sale!

Fearful of crazy people out at "Black Friday" sales today? Well, now you can cower in front of your computer and get all of your holiday travel book shopping done from the coziness of your own igloo... or wherever you happen to live.

Order fast and get big discounts on of my two travel books, Getting Lost: Mishaps of an Accidental Nomad, and Globejotting: How to Write Extraordinary Travel Journals (and still have time to enjoy your trip!)

A limited number of these books are available through the weekend (while supplies last) for a measely 10 dollars each! And yes! They're even autographed! You'll find full details and ordering info on the order form.

Full-Body Scanners Rock!

Today has been dubbed "National Opt-Out Day" by opponents of the new full-body scanners at airports.  It seems there are lots of travelers too prudish to enjoy the thrill of exhibitionism, who think the new security devices go too far.

But people, I am here to report that the new full-body scanners are awesome. I know this because I have just installed one in the doorway of my condo.

Most of my friends do not mind this new, extra security when they come to visit me; however, those who object may instead request what the Transportation Security Admininstration calls an "enhanced pat down."

To celebrate this new era in home security, I am having a big party this weekend. You are invited.